Role Playing Costume Catalog - or "Does This Make Me Look Fat When I Dance to 'Greensleeves'?" (Part 2)

More fun from the catalog:

 

This beats the hell out of that Molly Hatchet cover band gig I had in Jacksonville.

Danny Joe Brown can suck it!

I think that fucker on eBay lied. There's no way Prince wore this thing on the Sign o' the Times tour.

D'Artagnan by way of the OC. Just wanna join, Bra. All for everybody and shit. Epic. Is that an avocado plate over there?

 

Lustful, rosy-cheeked, come hither stare not included with costume. Sodomy sold separately.

This mail is a pussy magnet and I for one do not regret coming out here in the blistering heat of the Renaissance Fair in order to impress the maidens. It's a little tiring wearing this chain link fence around though,  I admit it. I just need a little water and a lie down. So sleepy... so goddamn warm... must... check... Facebook... page...

Note that the butted steel should be kept well oiled when not in use.

Still more to come!!!