Role Playing Costume Catalog - or "Does This Make Me Look Fat When I Dance To 'Greensleeves'?" (Part 3)

Sword, dagger, goblet, KY Jelly, ball gag and masculinity not included. Safe word is "Regret".

Thrifty, smart and stylish. This cap also doubles as a handy bonnet for barn raisings during the "Amish Days Transgender Festival" in mid-October.

Pleased customer "Golthan the Barely Remarkable" offers his testimonial - "Not only do these flowing robes mask your farts from the comely wenches at the fair but they are roomy enough to allow you to really dance to The Spirit of Radio and China Grove at the festival after-party."

"So help me God if I end up having to fuck that fat Nottingham dork again after the Mayfair Dance I'm getting back my Betty Page lunchbox and going Goth again."

"I am so plowing Maid Marian's field after the Mayfair Dance tonight. That chick is totally into me. She used to be a Goth you know."