Yet More Asian Food Fun!

Ran across this at an Asian market in Philly. These aren't your Daddy's jujubes from the local movie theater palace. No jelly involved. All natural. And with a special promise to you:

Now, does this mean these jujubes have no testicular fortitude or that actual igneous rock has been removed?

In future lines of the product the good people at Green Bamboo further guarantee that their jujubes will be without:

1. granite
2. mercury
3. Ununnilium
4. quartz
5. petrified yak droppings
6. children's tears
7. idle chatter
8. empty promises
9. toe rings
10. your Mother's scorn
11. perfidy
12. vengeance
13. MSG
14. bandsaws
15. Yahweh
16. deeper intrinsic knowledge
17. onions
18. mayo
19. sobriquets
20. imminent sexual assault