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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Thu, 16 Feb 2012 04:16:48 GMT--><rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Lists, Lists!</title><link>http://www.cadolphmoores.com/lists-lists-lists/</link><description></description><lastBuildDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2011 18:57:06 +0000</lastBuildDate><copyright></copyright><language>en-US</language><generator>Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</generator><item><title>Actual Bowl Game Names</title><dc:creator>C. Adolph Moores</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 03:40:03 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.cadolphmoores.com/lists-lists-lists/2011/12/29/actual-bowl-game-names.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">270659:2874466:14376477</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-right ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 275px;" src="http://www.cadolphmoores.com/storage/america-military-football-demotivational-poster-1265986584.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1325217638754" alt="" /></span></span>So much for tradition and the ghost of Knute Rockne. I don't want to hear another fucking word about the purity of college football, school pride or amateur athletics over the soulless, money-grubbing mercenaries of the NFL:</p>
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<li>BBVA Compass</li>
<li>New Era Pinstripe</li>
<li>Ticket City</li>
<li>Champs Sports</li>
<li>Belk</li>
<li>Outback</li>
<li>Fight Hunger</li>
<li>Chick-fil-A</li>
<li>Famous Idaho Potato</li>
<li>Beef O' Bradys</li>
<li>GoDaddy.Com</li>
<li>Military Presented by Northrop Grumman (defense contractors!!!!!)</li>
<li>Bell Helicopter Armed Forces (see above)</li>
<li>Capitol One</li>
<li>Meineke Car Care</li>
<li>Little Caesars</li>
<li>MAACO</li>
<li>Insight</li>
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<li>Whose Goddamn Child is This?<span class="full-image-float-right ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 125px;" src="http://www.cadolphmoores.com/storage/xmas3.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1324617288259" alt="" /></span></span></li>
<li>A Post Modern Christmas: Reflections on Deer Blinds (documentary)</li>
<li>How the Gingrich Stole Christmas</li>
<li>Over the River and Through the 'Hood</li>
<li>'Twas the Night Before Crippling Disappointment</li>
<li>Scrooge: An Ayn Rand X-mas</li>
<li>Santa Claus is Comin' on Your Cheek</li>
<li>Holiday Inn Off I-40 in Church Hill,  Tennessee</li>
<li>The Gift of the Vagi</li>
<li><span class="full-image-float-right ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 100px;" src="http://www.cadolphmoores.com/storage/xmas4.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1324617342250" alt="" /></span></span>The Afternoon Before Christmas When My Cunt of an Ex-Wife Wouldn't Let Me See the Kids Even Though I Had Presents</li>
<li>The Night They Just Said Fuck It and Cancelled Christmas</li>
<li>Miracle on North Dr. Martin Luther   King Boulevard</li>
<li>Ḥănukkāh Schmănukkāh</li>
<li>I Saw Mommy Rimming Santa Claus</li>
<li>The Christmas That Daddy Almost Strangled an Angel</li>
<li>Tingles: The Little Elf Who Could Not Stop Masturbating</li>
<li>Lars Von Trier's Anti-Christmas</li>
<li>The Tastiest Reindeer</li>
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<li><em>Tannenbaum Judenfrei</em></li>
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<li>Location of chick I wanted to ass fuck in high school.<span class="full-image-float-right ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 75px;" src="http://www.cadolphmoores.com/storage/facebook-logo.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1318374758847" alt="" /></span></span>&nbsp; </li>
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<p>GOP Celebrates Rick Perry Presidential Nomination with Frenzied Blood Orgy</p>
<p>Ex-VP Dick Cheney Considered Invading Hell to Reclaim Soul from Devil</p>
<p>Senator Bernie Sanders Unable to Stop Shaking Head in Disbelief</p>
<p>CPAC Convention Engulfed by Flames -- Badly Charred, Suffering Rush Limbaugh Lone Survivor</p>
<p>Further Human Evolution Required for Those Unable to Grasp Evolutionary Theory</p>
<p>Jesus Christ Returns, Asks Conservatives "WTF, Man?"</p>
<p>President Romney Actually Does Consult Magical Underwear and Angel Moroni on Debt Crisis</p>
<p>Road to Economic Recovery Discovered Near Slippery Slope to Socialism</p>
<p>Sarah Palin Still Undecided About 2013 Presidential Run</p>
<p>Ron Paul Dies of Exposure</p>
<p>Barney Frank Drops Lisp, Pulls Gun, Says, "Suck On This, Santorum!"</p>
<p>Paul Krugman Understood and Heeded by Gentile Outside of NYC</p>
<p>American South Secedes, Asks for Federal Assistance to Ease Transition</p>
<p>Red States Petition for New Name That Sounds Less "Communist"</p>
<p>GOP Elephant Mascot Switched to Cornered, Wounded, Rabid Hippo</p>
<p>Dems Face Urgent Problem and Semantically Argue the Term "Urgent"</p>
<p>Harry Reid Unsure "Just Who This Harry Reid Character Is."</p>
<p>Joe Lieberman Torn Limb From Limb by Self-hating Jews in Miami</p>
<p>Al Gore Still Catching Shit for Being Worlds Smarter Than George W. Bush</p>
<p>Columnist Tom Friedman Dismissed as Being a "Serious" Anything</p>
<p>Goldman Sachs Confiscates the Bone Marrow of Impoverished Orphans for CEO Lloyd Blankfein's Acute Leukemia</p>
<p>Conservative Americans Fleeing Nation in Droves for New Libertarian Islands Created by Paypal Founder Peter Thiel</p>
<p>Libertarian Islands Collapse Into Sea Due to Unregulated Short Cuts by Atoll Construction Company</p>
<p>Supply-side Economics Proven to be a Farce, Except for Plumber Who Hires Mexicans You're Arguing With at the Bar</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.cadolphmoores.com/lists-lists-lists/rss-comments-entry-12680841.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Words and Phrases We Need to Bring Back</title><dc:creator>C. Adolph Moores</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2011 22:13:09 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.cadolphmoores.com/lists-lists-lists/2011/8/6/words-and-phrases-we-need-to-bring-back.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">270659:2874466:12419242</guid><description><![CDATA[<ol>
<li>Natch</li>
<li>Ragamuffin</li>
<li>Gangbusters</li>
<li>Pop (for soda)</li>
<li>What's The Rhubarb?</li>
<li>The Pokey</li>
<li>Mad Money</li>
<li>The Cat's Pajamas</li>
<li>Ants In Your Pants</li>
<li>Bronx Cheer or The Raspberries</li>
<li>Huzzah!</li>
<li>Cabbage (for money)</li>
<li>In Like Flynn</li>
<li>Full Dance Card</li>
<li>It's Jake</li>
<li>Hogwash</li>
<li>Strange or Trim (as in, "Hey, Timmy! I got some strange last night.")</li>
<li>Old Timer (as in, "Here's the Depends undergarments and Poligrip you asked for, Old Timer.")</li>
<li>Rapscallion</li>
<li>Dirt Nap</li>
<li>Darn Tootin'</li>
<li>Jumpin' Jehosaphat</li>
<li>Heavens To Betsy</li>
<li>Cut Of One's Jib</li>
<li>The Whole Shebang</li>
<li>The Whole Ball Of Wax</li>
<li>Bee In Your Bonnet</li>
<li>Tall Drink Of Water (as in, "Hey, check out the gams on that doll over there. She sure is one tall drink of water.")</li>
<li>The Cat's Meow</li>
<li>Swells (as in, "Never mind them, Eugene. They're just a coupla swells.")</li>
</ol>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.cadolphmoores.com/lists-lists-lists/rss-comments-entry-12419242.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Search Queries Which Led People To My Blog (Part 14)</title><dc:creator>C. Adolph Moores</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2011 12:31:10 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.cadolphmoores.com/lists-lists-lists/2011/7/12/search-queries-which-led-people-to-my-blog-part-14-1.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">270659:2874466:12091706</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Just a few more Google inquiries that somehow pointed to cadolphmoores.com</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.cadolphmoores.com/lists-lists-lists/rss-comments-entry-11132274.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Unpopular Blues Artists</title><dc:creator>C. Adolph Moores</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 02:52:09 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.cadolphmoores.com/lists-lists-lists/2011/3/28/unpopular-blues-artists.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">270659:2874466:10978777</guid><description><![CDATA[<ol>
<li><span class="full-image-float-right ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://www.cadolphmoores.com/storage/blues1.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1301369132770" alt="" /></span></span>Ol' Dickless Slim</li>
<li>Charlie "Chicken Fucker" Jones</li>
<li>Cowerin' Sam</li>
<li>Mississippi "Chest Pain" Carter</li>
<li>"Sushi n' Waffles" Edgerton</li>
<li>Aromatherapy Steve</li>
<li>"Lake Effect Snow Squalls" Hopkins</li>
<li>"Creaky Voice" Thompson</li>
<li>The Politburo Kid</li>
<li>Ernest "Wife Killer" Stubbs</li>
<li>Sheldon "The Divorce Attorney" Blumenthal</li>
<li>The Bunion Plagued Rambler</li>
<li>Big "Bath Salts" Bonner</li>
<li><span class="full-image-float-right ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://www.cadolphmoores.com/storage/blues6.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1301368765278" alt="" /></span></span>Squealin' Tapir</li>
<li>Ma "Cavernous Pussy" Watkins</li>
<li>"Myopic" Dragon Fruit Wilson</li>
<li>Alabama Shrill</li>
<li>"Delta Sludge Sluice" Mabry</li>
<li>"Soiled Diaper" Dawson</li>
<li>"Cringin' Faggot" Atkins</li>
<li>Lonesome Needy George</li>
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<li>"Flaccid" Johnson</li>
<li>Delilah "Butterface" Sims</li>
<li>Lispin' Timbers</li>
<li>Clarence "Cock Breath" Brown</li>
<li>Christian "Tone Deaf" Abernathy</li>
<li>Chubby Noodles</li>
<li><span class="full-image-float-right ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://www.cadolphmoores.com/storage/blues5.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1301368980638" alt="" /></span></span>Nell "Cheese Panties" Strickland</li>
<li>John Hammond*</li>
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<p>* - I actually love John Hammond. I just thought that was funny.</p>
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