Fox News Anchor Goes Rogue
Monday, April 27, 2009 at 9:08PM Perfidy in Murdochia!!!
Found in an intercepted note by one of our media plants deep inside Murdochia:
Attention All Disinformers,
Shepard Smith, Conservadrone newscaster from sector 7G of the Foxlandia Corporation, has veered alarmingly off message. The infoborg must be returned immediately to the Central Location for reprogramming and calibration.
Shep 2.0 has openly questioned policy, strayed from script and derided our new ultra-model 3000 "GBeck" during air time.
Faulty circuitry/human-emotion-replicator issues are suspected.
Containment is essential.
RM priority matter level red.
Also, get a load of this funnin' on The Weepy Jingo Boy:
I can't remember a national newscaster ever trying so desperately to get canned.
Shows to go you just how far Faux News has gone off the decency charts.
There is treachery in the hive! I absolutely love it.

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