Conservative Congressman's Anti-Gay Speech Garbled by Cock in Mouth

Stock photo of a conservative congressman who may or may not be a homosexual. We report, you decide.A press conference by Tripp “Pepper” Cutler, Representative (R-IN), proposing anti-gay legislation took an ironic turn today when the Congressman was found engaging in fellatio with one of his male staffers prior to the broadcast.

Unaware that the press had already set up their cameras and were on hand for the event, Cutler and the young boy stumbled into the room, pants around their ankles. "Pepper" then began performing oral sex on the youth, calling him his "Little Liebchen", while humming and slobbering on the boy’s turgid member.

An interrupting cough from a cameraman for FOX News startled the politician as he ducked behind his desk and adjusted his trousers accordingly. The male staffer zipped up and left without comment.

“Glad you could all make it today”, Cutler began nervously, wiping his chin, “I’d like to start by addressing the moral failings and sinful behavior of certain members of our society who feel their need for ‘rights’ trump the foundation of this nation’s finest traditions and family values. I would now like to propose House Bill HB-389 which would prevent homosexuals from attaining …”

Cutler sighed, then rose from his seat, revealing a gyrating dildo attachment on a Sybian underneath him.

“I’m finished, aren’t I?” he muttered to the stream of media persons slowly exiting the room.